Well I thought I’d be a wee bit funny and answer the most common inbox messages I get. I’m super lucky to correspond with so many amazing individuals... then there are others.
The internet can sometimes be a ludecrious place where people have a propensity to type before they think. Other times they state the absolute obvious or launch a verbal type written sexual assault upon you 🤣
these are my favourites...
1. Are you a bad boy?
... Well sometimes I have pizza twice a week!
2. You look older than you did in Twink?
🙄 May have something to do with being considerably older now...
3. You always look tired?
... it’s probably the tiredness.
4. Do you like older guys?
I love stories from the war, of course I do!
5. Are you looking for some fun?
Aren't we all? I love galleries and historic places, eating too much food and good conversation. That was what you meant right?
6. You‘re Shit!
More of a statement than a question, but I hear ya!
7. Are you a pornstar?
Contrary to popular opinion, no! I‘m not aware over eating, anxiety, insomniac pornstars was a much needed commodity? If and when it gets in-demand, I’ll reconsider.
8. Do you ever give out freebies?
Do you ever pay for anything?
9. I can’t afford to pay you, but it’ll be good advertising!
I like money!
10. Would you like to swap dick pics?
No. If I ever forget what one looks like, I’ll stand in front of a mirror.